I had been wanting to cover this exact episode of Saturday Night Live for a while now, years even, and then even more after rewatching Pab Sungenis‘ video about the awful short lived 1980-1981 season. Now I have to because Gilbert died.
This was the episode hosted by Bill Murray, two weeks after the Charlene Tilton episode where Charles Rocket said “I’ve never been shot, I’d like to know who the fuck did it.” and Charlene Tilton screamlaughed and it was amazing.
As of April of 2022, you can watch the episode on archive.org. Of course, it’s the syndicated version, from Comedy Central in the mid 90s, because who was recording this on vhs the night it aired in 1981.
The show begins with Gilbert asking Bill if the cast could talk to him. He does not use the voice we all know and love. It’s strange. Bill gives some advice to Charlie: watch your mouth.
Gilbert. Gilbert, cheer up for me,will ya, pal? Huh? Come on. You’re a very lucky human being. You’re very lucky, you know?
According to the One SNL a Day blog, as the season went on, Gilbert’s on and off screen demeanor became more and more depressed. Bill knew. Bill knew.
aw, they all got to say Live From New York! They would all, except for Joe and Eddie, be fired in a few months! Some right after this episode!
What in the Lisa Frank is this opening. Probably the worst SNL credits ever. (Nope,I forgot season 20) A friend on Instagram told me that it was early Video Toaster technology?
Bill is so excited to be there that he nearly drops a woman on her head. Eddie Murphy has to come out in his cute designer jeans to calm him down. You think they warned that lady in advance? It was 1981, so probably not. Did y’all know that Eddie and Bill have never been in a movie together? I mean, there was this one time they were going to be in some Batman movie together?? but that fell through.
In a pre-recorded short, Joe Piscopo plays Paulie Herman, a chemical worker (from Jersey!) who plays in chemical dust all day and even has some on his sandwich. 63 cancer free days at the factory!
He goes the Paramus Park Mall! He goes to Spencers and then goes to one of those Organ shops all malls had back then! That mall is still open, not a dead mall!
There’s a bit about a recently retired Walter Cronkite putting himself in a sensory depravation tank. Bill comes out of the tank not wet. Nobody is laughing at this bit. This sketch is extremely long.
We get it, he’s on drugs.
It is 19 minutes in this syndicated cut and we haven’t seen Gail Matthius or Gilbert. We even saw short lived featured player Matthew Laurance twice!
We finally see Gilbert and Gail in this redic. sketch about celebrities changing their last names to Chapstick, a-la the 1970s Suzy Chapstick commercials. He’s playing Roman Polanski-Chapstick. eww
Charles Rocket’s Weekend Update segments were notoriously bad that season, although this was kind of funny:
There’s another scandal that affects everyone who owns a television set. Oh, sure, I know many of you read about it in TV Guide — Cocaine is taking over Hollywood. Is that shocking, or what? The investigation is on, and everyone is scrambling. On the set of “Alice”, for example, they’ve taken all the spoons out of Mel’s Diner. At taping sessions, actors are understandably hesitant to call out: “Where are my lines?!”
The “we’re not sleeping with Mary Cunningham” bit is too topical for most to remember now. Mary was promoted quickly at the Bendix corporation, leading many to speculate that she was promoted because of her relationship with her supervisor, and not because of her skills, pretty much. Gilbert played a stereotypical hispanic janitor at hew new company who says he won’t sleep with her:
Phil Beekman: Manuel! Our favorite janitor here at Seagram’s! [ Manuel enters ] Tell us, honestly, have you gotten anything off of Mary?
Manuel: No! I have NEVER had Mary Cunningham as my passionate child-woman! The flower of my burning lust taken in rapture! No! No joke! Never! I think of her as another executive.
Phil Beekman: Thanks, Manuel! I’m sure we all do.
There’s an adorable sketch where Bill and Ann Risley can’t remember the name of a friend’s cat. It’s silly dumb.
The last segment is an absolute bonkers sketch where Denny Dillion and Bill play a divorced couple who still have to run their laundromat together.
Aw, at least Gilbert was up front during goodnights — because that was the last time you’d see him on SNL.
Dick Ebersol came in and did a mass cleanup — Ann, Charles, and Gilbert were fired. There would be one more episode for this season before a writer’s strike ended it. That episode is erratic as heck, and I’m going to cover it soon.
Related:
One SNL a Day’s post about the episode.
A very short playlist of Gilberts work on SNL via the SNL YouTube Channel
Episode of Gilbert’s podcast where Malcolm McDowell is the guest and they talk about their awful episode of SNL. I’m gonna listen to this one day at work.
Denny Dillon Reflects on Saturday Night Live’s Infamous 6th Season
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