(I love that this carefree ad ran in the WE’RE AT WAR issue of my local paper, Daily Press, ten days before the Super Bowl):
I believe my mom would save the papers from the war, and send them to my dad who was out to sea at the time. That’s the only reason why we still have this copy that’s in my collection right now (I took this pic back in 2017 when I re-found it).
So, anyway, just like 30 years ago, Super Bowl 2021 is being held during an uncertain time in the country, and just like in 1991, advertisers were hesitant. Diet Pepsi pulled a “call this number for your chance at a million dollars” ad days before the game, citing “world events”, and the fear of “Disrupting our nation’s ability to communicate” 1:
New York Times on wartime Super Bowl coverage the following day:
Even the commercials were affected by events in the Gulf. In most Super Bowl telecasts, the messages are slick and expensive. This year’s batch was somewhat toned down because of the war, most notably the ads of Coke and Pepsi, which abandoned ambitious promotions and made sure the viewer knew it. (And didn’t Pepsi have to love that halftime shot of a soldier drinking its product while watching the game in Saudi Arabia?) 2
(source)
Before we get started, I have to mention Whitney Houston’s Star Spangled Banner from that year. Every Monday morning in elementary school, we had to stand for the Star Spangled Banner along with the Pledge of Allegiance. For weeks after the game, we always stood for the Whitney version. I always refer to this Super Bowl as the “Whitney Houston Super Bowl”.
Ok, now to the “subdued” (?) commercials, beginning here:
Look, I know that Jay from the Purple Stuff Podcast said he loved this commercial in the Super Bowl Commercials episode, but I think this Bugle Boy commercial with the GoGos is so lame. I mean, I’m going to say it, were the GoGos still relevant in 1991? Was Bugle Boy clothes still a thing in 1991?
Are picture-in picture TVs still a thing?!
Bud Bowl 3 with Bud Dry this year! I predict Bud Light will win this year.
At 4 minutes in, Advertising History happens. Yes, it’s the Ray Charles Diet Pepsi UH-HUH commercial! I was seven when this aired, so this was one of the first big commercial campaigns I really remembered. I have this strange memory of seeing a TV interview with the Uh-Huh girls (Meilani Paul, Darlene Dillinger and Gretchen Palmer) , and they said they were coming out with an album soon, and little me was like, “I’m going to buy that album”. It never came out.
Ray made an appearance on Pepsi cans in 2018. I never got my hands on the Ray can, I always got Britney or MJ when I got a pack of Diet Pepsi that Summer.
I’ve been meaning to watch the John Goodman critical flop King Ralph for months now.
Is wielding around a giant bottle opener legal at the Bud Bowl?
Part 2 starts with an upset at the Bud Bowl – Bud Light hid the football in his label? what? So many questions with the commercials this year.
Peter Jennings updates us during the commercial break about the war. The Air Force was using smart bombs to disturb the oil flow into the Gulf, started by the Iraqis. It was 3am and quiet in Saudi Arabia.
Earlier, I mentioned that I was just a little kid when this was going on, and I don’t remember much. However, I do remember thinking “Iraq” was spelled “Arrack”, until I saw the word “Iraq” in a newspaper headline.
Peter will be back at halftime for another update. Yup, you heard me, no halftime show was broadcast that year. If you were at the stadium in Tampa that year you saw the show with the New Kids on the Block and an “all kids Super Bowl”, but if you were watching it on TV, you got the news, and maybe after the premiere of Davis Rules after the game, you saw the show, pretaped, but most people didn’t see the show. There’s a great video by Secret Base about the “worst halftime show ever”. Peter Jennings was “the Beyonce of 1991″. It looks like from Secret Base’s video that we didn’t miss anything. i mean a small bowl-cut haired boy sang “Wind Beneath My Wings”, which I’ve mentioned before, is the saddest song ever:
(that little kid has major hair roots)
The original World Football League only lasted two years. I found an early game on YouTube.
McDonalds thought that neon clad skiers could sell its steak sandwich with onions, mushrooms, and sauce that looks little McRib-y.
Here is a Harlem Globetrotter dancing with Miss Piggy.
Karl Malone had some jazzy LAGears. Did you know that there are some LAGears on the Payless Shoes website?
I have more questions, what is that popping out of that Panasonic TV? A remote control? Way back in the beginning of this website, I asked another question about a Panasonic Commercial that aired this evening.
Bud Bowl update at the end of part 2:
Oh, give me a break with this elementary school garbage, Hertz. This is the Super Bowl.
All the goodwill I gave the Ray Charles Diet Pepsi commercial is out the door after hearing Jerry Lewis sing murder the song.
A 40 oz of Budweiser crushed and murdered some Bud Light bottles. Game’s tied.
~the new Panasonic portable laptop word processor~ Nope, this wasn’t a computer, it just handled word processing.
Eriq La Salle played an olympian in a Budweiser commercial. ~America~
Ok, Boomer. But seriously, l’m 37, and I still want Reebok Pumps.
Diet Coke dumped their Leslie Nielsen commercial, and instead ran a commercial stating why they didn’t feel right airing it? I don’t think this commercial would hurt anybody’s feelings or offend anybody, Diet Coke. In 1994, The New York Times mentioned it as an ad fail:
In 1991 the Persian Gulf War overshadowed the cola wars, forcing Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola to reassess plans to promote contests with humorous commercials.
Coca-Cola went ahead with its contest, but replaced its silly spots, starring Leslie Nielsen as a bumbling police detective, with serious spots, including one announcing a $1 million donation to the U.S.O. There have been few more surreal moments in advertising history than when a somber-voiced announcer in a no-frills Diet Coke commercial asked consumers to play the “Crack the Code for Real Refreshment” game.
Pepsi, by contrast, scrapped its contest but stuck with its funny commercials, featuring Ray Charles warbling “You got the right one baby, uh-huh!” for Diet Pepsi. The result: Diet Pepsi trounced Diet Coke – and Coca-Cola has yet to return to the Super Bowl. 3
A sense of relief washed over me when I saw my bbys, Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey in an American Express commercial.
Jon couldn’t shop at Needless Markup.
Budweiser is cheating again.
(part 5)
Bud Light won fair and square!
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1. “Pepsi Promotion Fizzles Out.” Broadcasting, January 28, 1991. 26. https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-BC/BC-1991/BC-1991-01-28.pdf
2. Lapointe, Joe. “SUPER BOWL XXV: TELEVISION; ABC’s Coverage Stays in Perspective.” The New York Times, January 28, 1991, sec. Sports. https://www.nytimes.com/1991/01/28/sports/super-bowl-xxv-television-abc-s-coverage-stays-in-perspective.html.
3. Elliott, Stuart. “Super Triumphs and Super Flops.” The New York Times, January 30, 1994, sec. Business. https://www.nytimes.com/1994/01/30/business/super-triumphs-and-super-flops.html.