385. “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” : “Mr. Smith Goes to Nam” (March 18, 1988)

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About a year before Gilda Radner died, she made an appearance on It’s Garry Shandling’s Show at the advice of her good friend, Alan Zweibel who was a producer.

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It’s available on vimeo, or on this site. 

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Garry is going to take a big step in his life tonight, or as he says it, “one more closer step [that’s some good english!] to having children”

I think the theme song is what people know the most from the show. I mean, its so simple.

This is the theme to Garry’s Show,
The theme to Garry’s show.
Garry called me up and asked if I would write his theme song.
I’m almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to Garry’s Show.

This is the theme to Garry’s Show,
The opening theme to Garry’s show.
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits.
We’re almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we’ll watch “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show”.

(whistles)

This was the theme to Garry Shandling’s show.

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Now we know how Gary got his poofy hair back then.

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OH SNAP. GILDA’S HERE.

I almost cry every time I see how excited she is, and the audience is. This was the first time she had made a TV appearance since the press for the movie her at Gene did, Haunted Honeymoon two years prior due to Ovarian Cancer. This was supposed to be her big comeback, she was even in an article in Life Magazine about beating cancer right before this. She was supposed to host Saturday Night Live, but due to the 1988 writers strike it was postponed. Unfortunately, her cancer would come back just a few months later, and Gilda would pass away on May 20th, 1989.

“Don’t milk the applause like that.”

“I’m sorry, Garry, I haven’t been on TV in a while.”

“Yeah, what was wrong…”

“I had cancer, what did you have?”

“I just a series of bad career moves.”

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“Are these the sea monkeys?”

“No, that’s my soup for dinner … boy you have been out of touch for a while.”

Ohhhhhh, I think the reason why this episode is titled “Mr. Smith Goes to Nam” is because Garry’s landlord, Leonard, was running around in the middle of the night having flashbacks and waking up the entire neighborhood. Turns out Gilda’s male nurse, Blake, was in his unit that was captured. You know how shows go to a flashback, welp, the flashback is coming to Garry’s house instead:

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“Nance, Nance! Sit over here, you can see Leonard’s past!”

The next day, all three of them come over to see Gilda and Blake.

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“Oh no! It’s the Garry Shandling show! No more tapes! No more tapes!” [Gilda thought Garry was coming over to bring her more tapes of his work to make him feel better, she used some of them earlier to tape Lakers games.]

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The flashbacks came to Gilda’s house too

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I was wondering why Gilda looked so catatonic in one scene in the Fox commercial, it’s ‘cuz she was hit by a coconut, because everything in Garry’s world is literal!

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“Don’t you look into the camera, I don’t care how sick you are!”

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Aw, they all played Candy Land at the end! Aw, but then Garry said, “I think Gilda’s ready to to television again..”

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IS THAT A PORTRAIT OF [Gilda’s husband] GENE DURING THE CLOSING CREDITS?! I hope they let Gilda take that home.

In honor of Gilda this month, I’m donating proceeds to items in my ebay shop to Gilda’s Club branches all over the U.S.  The little doll is up on my etsy shop too. 100% of her proceeds goes to Gilda’s Club in Madison, Wisconsin. 

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1. Zweibel, Alan, Bunny, bunny : Gilda Radner : a sort of love story (New York: Villard Books, 1994) https://archive.org/details/bunnybunnygildar00zwei

255. Garry Sanders on Dr. Katz ”Sticky Notes” (1995)

Story time. I have the complete series of Dr. Katz, the really expensive box set. Prior to that, I bought seasons one and two a couple years earlier. I work at a library and I donated my duplicate dvds. I had to beg one branch to take them. Nobody has checked them out and its been a month. How could anybody, even in the boonies where I live not know about Dr. Katz? 

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“Laura, do you have any of those yellow sticky notes? The ones I rely so heavily on? … those little things I’ve nicknamed ‘my reason for living’?” 

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“What a racket. This is a racket.” 

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“This is a racket. This is a racket.” 

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“This is a racket. You’re capitalizing on … you know what this is all about? Capitalizing on people’s problems. ‘Oh boy! Let’s hope he has some new problems’.”

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“You said it.” 

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“I can hear cash … problems from Heaven, that should be the shrink song. Not pennies. Problems. He should change his name to Dr. Cash.” 

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“That’s funny” 

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“I saw something today that bothered me … I don’t mind people who park in the handicapped spot … but here’s what bothers me. Handicapped people parking in a regular spot. I saw it, it bothered me. “

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“I’m honest to god, I’m going for a colon exam…”

“Can I recommend something?”

“yeah”

“Have it done professionally.” 

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“yeah, I was a little hesitant at first. 7;30 on a Saturday night sounds an odd time.”

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“I think I’m good in bed. I never fall out. I have bedrails. I have a hospital bed.” 

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244. The big list of favorite commercials

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Wow. I gotta post a warning on this. Dork alert head. 

This list isn’t in any order, just memorable commercials that I wanted to share for Christmas.

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Cinch (from my personal collection, 1991)

A Shelly Long impersonator on my Troop Beverly Hills tape. 

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Stove Top Microwave Stuffing (from my personal collection, 1990)

YEAH! 

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Colgate Mouthwash (1988) 

I love this packaging. I notice in most of these dental commercials from the late 1980s, tartar was the enemy. Why did we always associate the color gold with tartar control back then? as it because tartar can turn your teeth a dull gold kind of color? 

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Vaseline Lip Therapy (1987) 

I love her lighting up the chapstick, and her lisp when she says, “lipth”. 

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Burger King International Chicken Sandwiches (1991)

WHY IS HE KISSING HER. I THOUGHT THEY WERE COWORKERS EATING AT BK BEFORE GOING BACK TO WORK. Oh man, I just scrolled down and I made the same comment on the video 3 years ago. 

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Diet Coke with Elton John (from my personal collection, 1990)

I love Diet Coke. I love Elton John. I don’t love the cheezy dead celebrities overlaid in the modern commercial effect though. I love that kicky little hat of Elton’s. 

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Canada Dry with Scott Bakula (1980s)

I don’t understand why they’re at a 1950s prom. Or a prom run by a nursing home. 

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Heinz Ketchup ‘n Onions (1987)

‘Cuz its gross. 

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“Give ‘em all a little pat of butter” (1988)

Because this one time I put too much Parkay in my Zataran’s rice and it made me sick for days. No more Parkay after that day. 

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LensCrafters, 1989 (Binkie McFartnuggets edition, 2011)

I cheated and put a dub in. I love it so much tho. Those aren’t glasses, they’re goggles! 

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Freedom Rock (from my personal collection, 1988) 

IS THAT FREEDOM ROCK MAN?! WELL THEN TURN IT UP, MAN. 

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A&E Second CIty promo with Steve Carell (from my personal collection, 1993)

Steve just likes to hang out with all his friends. 

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Polaroid with Gonzo (1981)

Oh god. Prepare to cry. 

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Banner TP (1984)

I knew I didn’t make up a talking roll of t.p. I’d see either on TV or on t.p. packaging when I was little. When I found this commercial in college several years ago I nearly flipped out. I was like, “THERE HE IS. THAT TALKING ROLL OF TOILET PAPER”. Thankfully, I lived in a single dorm by then. 

The Coffee Achievers with Cicely Tyson (1983)

I don’t understand the Coffee Achievers, its just clips of successful people (David Bowie, Jane Curtain), that “hold on tight to your dreams” song, and Cicely learning how to stage slap a hot guy. 

Jayne Kennedy for Tab (1984)

SO LET’S TASTE NEW TAB. 

Garry Shandling for American Express (late 80s)

Aunt Bernice > Garry’s mom. 

James Earl Jones for Bell Atlantic Yellowpages (1994 or 1995, my personal collection)

I used to read the Yellowpages when I was little. I was a bored kid during the Summer, and I would look at the ads for the stores.  I think I had a toy phone too. For some reason, my parents would keep three years worth of Yellowpages at a time back then. I remember one year we got a Donnelly Directory with Wile E. Coyote on the cover.